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Default Is your God an opium addict? - 12-20-2008, 04:38 PM

Stupid questions series number 12How would you know that she isnt an opium addict, since she is not on speaking terms with human beings ever since she threw them into the earth?
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Default 12-21-2008, 06:18 PM

You're doing well, my feminazi atheist pig friend.
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Default 12-23-2008, 04:30 PM

Well, since God is IN everything and God IS everything and all things at once, um , yes.
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Default 12-24-2008, 12:33 AM

Funny. I like this joke.
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Default 12-24-2008, 04:53 PM

Well my God is classified as male so He is not an opium addict.
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Default 12-31-2008, 12:27 PM

What if she's a tortoise and she's the one w. the real plan, they do live a suspiciously long time, probably terrorists too no doubt ?Now there's logic above!
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Default 02-22-2009, 01:36 PM

that's a weird question
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Default 06-13-2009, 07:41 PM

I think mine is on crack.He keeps asking for more money, more money, more money. I ask him for help and sometimes what I ask for happens and sometimes it doesn't. I look at people who don't pray to him and it almost seems like they get the same results without asking.
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